Monday 23 March 2020

Katakolon 26th Aug 2019

Well this should have been our Zante stop
but there was a lifeboat malfunction (it was a tender port) and we had to sail past 
(not sure if that's true, I don't know the way)
 and continue on to Katakolon ...a port in Western Greece.

It is a small town facing the Ionian Sea and is most famous for Olympia, the ancient site where the Olympic Games began in the 8th century BC (which is why the cruise ships stop here) but we had already been, AND had already been to Olympia so we felt a little disappointed.

However we had a lovely day - which began with a selfie with the captain woohoo!


We took a Thomson Tour (blimey) out to a lovely beach (we'd never have found it otherwise, it was a long drive) and arrived to sunbeds, brolly, beer and coffee, FABULOUS.










Oooooosh! That sea!
Husb went fully IN.
Like properly under.
Hundreds of fish, shallow and warm. great sand underfoot, and I did a few "lengths"
AWESOME


Back mid afternoon for a deliciously cold pint of beer in Katakolon which must have gone straight to my head because within minutes of getting back on ship I was tucking into a bowl of pasta...



and as you know I'm not a massive fan of pasta.


It ended up being a lovely day although the wind got up about 5pm and sunbeds were flying everywhere so we had a chill before dinner and then I ended up onstage with the cast of Coggs haha.






Sun 25th Aug 2019 Pireus (The Flying Dolphin) and ENGLAND WON THE ASHES!


The ship docked at Pireus for people to go to Athens but did we go to Athens?
Of course not.
We are the Jolly Hollies.
We got up supasupasupa early (oh....so did a lot of others...) and walked round the bay to catch the Flying Dolphin which literally lifted up its front end and flew across the water to AEGINA
(thanks to Husb's ace planning)



What we hadn't been told in advance was it was all aboard by 3.30pm (what sort of time is THAT for goodness sake) which meant getting the earlier Dolphin back.
Not a lot of time then...
So we just went to a weedy looking beach.
Never judge a book by it cover.
The SEA was SUPERB!
Shallow, warm, lots of fish and a lovely sandy bottom.


The Flying Dolphin sailed on the hour every hour. 
But she wouldn't accept our "wrong" ticket. 
We had to go back to the kiosk  to get another issued.
The ticket kiosks were over the bridge and round the corner.
"You have exactly 8 minutes before we leave" and boy, was she right. 
Talk about strict timing!
 They weren't waiting for anyone.
"SPRIIIIINT!"

But this also meant we had half an hour to kill. 
Yes we could have got back on ship for an All-Inclusive coolish beer in a plastic beaker.
But we could also sit in a trendy bar with an ice cool "A@aA" beer in a glass glass with a bit of wifi. We couldn't resist and I can tell you now, it was like pure nectar. 
oooosh! It was worth every penny.


We hardly spoke.
We had access to The Ashes on our phones.
One minute we were chilling, the next minute we were getting hot and bothered.

Butler...RUN OUT?🏏 Nooooo!

It's the  HOPE that gets you.

We'd been relying on Butler.


We had no faith....
In the craziest hour back on ship we got news that Stokes was doing OK and was STILL IN.
Could he do it?

HOPE

Again.

People were running back down to their cabins (no signal) trying to get news.
People on phones were passing news round deck. 
People were trying to find a TV on ship with some coverage. 
People with headphones were asked WHAT'S HAPPENING WHAT'S HAPPENING?
"Jack Leach is still in, he's faced 17 balls and he's scored a run"

And in the craziest of hours
WE WON THE ASHES!!!
🏏 🏏 🏏 🏏 🏏 🏏 🏏 🏏  🏏🏏🏏🏏 


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                        What a day!


Mykonos 24.8.19

YAY we made it to Mykonos!
Mykonos lies in the Cyclades, a circular group of islands around Delos which is thought to be the birthplace of Apollo.
It is known for its lively nightlife and its strong winds, the latter obviously contributed to the fact that the last time we tried to visit, it was too rough to dock.




Whitewashed buildings against a bright blue sky,
25 beaches of dazzling sand,
a few cute windmills,
cobbled streets,
and a lot of late night beach parties...
these are all reasons to visit this lovely island.
We had a brilliant day here.







Oooh this might be useful #lettering


The picturesque houses in Hora, Mykonos town (known locally as Chora) vaguely resemble Venice and look really quaint and pretty, especially at sunset with the glittering waters of Little Venice beach. Mykonos was actually under direct rule of the Venetians during the 14th century.


You would definitely have no problem drying your washing here -
IT WAS SOOOOOOOO BREEEEZY!


Quite by accident, we came across the bus station, it was actually right in the middle of the town. Space was limited to say the least. Watching the drivers get the buses in and out of the tiniest of spaces was both mind boggling and impressive so we put all our trust in the driver and hopped on one going to PARADISE BEACH (voted #14 Beach Club in the world) and it was ace. The sea was much calmer (and colder) than Crete but E25 euros for a lounger???
We will lie on the sand thanks and anyway Aliholli will be in the sea. 
With lots of fish.





I'm actually waving to you on this beach! Somewhere under a tree on my towel on the sand.
The beach parties were already kicking off and would continue long after we'd set sail.
 Mykonos is Greece's answer to Ibiza.




The island's windy weather was perfect for operating windmills.
There are 16 windmills in all, built by Venetians in the 16th century, and were primarily used to mill wheat. 
They have become an iconic image of Mykonos and hence they definitely needed to be planked. I tried to do my best arm (and fingers and legs)  #goodlines





The 5 that sit on top of the Chora hill offer lovely views of the picturesque Little Venice below.
They are  on all the postcards. The symbol of Mykonos.
I bet they look stunning at sunset.














Bath and Chania, Crete Aug 2019

We left it so late booking this Med cruise, that we had to fly from Bristol.
Not a problem.
We could have a day in Bath first :)
The M5 was a bit tedious but we arrived in time for an afternoon of spa-ing.
Bath's rooftop open air Thermal Baths  (Britain's original thermal spa) were the perfect start to the holiday, they are definitely worth a visit. Powerful water jets on my shoulders, tame saunas but blinded by steam in the steam rooms, amazing fragrances and the bliss of crushed ice to cool and exfoliate...it was lovely. 💙💙💙 (OMG I've done some hearts!)

History of the Spa

There is archaeological evidence that there was human activity around the hot springs on which the City of Bath is built at least 8,000 years B.C; but probably the place was too mysterious, with steam emerging from a hot, lushly vegetated swampy area for any settlement to take place here. According to legend, Prince Bladud, who had contracted leprosy, was cured after bathing in the hot muddy waters. In gratitude, Bladud founded the City of Bath around the springs in 863BC.  As documented by Geoffrey of Monmouth in his 12th century ‘History of the Kings of Briton’, Bladud proceeded to become the 9th King of the Britons and supposed father of King Lear.

We had really, really enjoyed it. (We kept the "hooty" flipflops)  Little did we know there would be a similar facility on board Explorer 2 with its sauna, steamroom, fabulous infinity hydropool and tubs of crushed ice. What a bonus. Something to remember for future bookings.

The AirBnB was 3 miles from Bristol Airport, a great find by the Husb.  We were able to walk into the village for pubgrub and a pint that night(don't tell the vegan B+B lady we had pie and chips) and then early next morning Richard from the B+B gave us a lift to the airport and we left our car in his drive.



The flight (we hate flying) was pretty awesome, smooth, on time and with brilliant views of the Alps (THE ALPS!!!) (in-joke if you're not a spinner) and we were soon on deck with Peter Crouch and a BookAboutaBear. By 3pm Husb had had 2 beers and I was halfway through a Salty Sandwedge (oooeeerr) and before I knew it I was tucking into a Beef Goulash (whaaaaat?) as it was the only garlic free option in the menu. Since when did prawn cocktail and roast pork warrant the addition of garlic?




I can't believe we booked a holiday when England were playing Australia in the 3rd Test of the Ashes at Headingley (WHAAAAT?) As it happened the opening day was delayed due to rain and Steve Smith was ruled out due to concussion.... but then it became dramatic...

The amazing Jofra Archer took six for 45 as Australia collapsed from 136-2 to 179 all out on a dramatic, rain-affected opening day at Headingley

Anyway we went for dinner in Sheffield United colours.


But first...cocktails and the thrashing of Husb at Score Rummy LOL

Then tomorrow...Crete.


CHANIA, CRETE. 
Friday 23rd August 2019

A nice little place...and look... new spinning bikes haha!
I could burn my AliHolli logo on those :)




There was a lovely walk round to the lighthouse.







"I'll take the  high road and you take the low road... lalala"


This had to be done.


This, however, was a bit tricky.





Before re-embarking we had a few hours on the local beach which had good waves to leap in (bit of a surprise and a bonus) and lovely frondy sunbeds. It was all very pleasant.